"I need a stiff one"

"At least you still have your big things"

"Oh Shit, I sucked an arm up my pipe!"

"She looks different with her clothes on!"

"Steph, is that a hickey?"

"I think I'm still in the anal stage"

"Can't you get it up?"

"Did you feel MaryAnns?"

"So I said, 'Thanks for squirting me...I'm going to eat you.'" 

"Will you tell me when you are going to play with it because I want to watch!"